Arc-hipelago, Episode 44: Don’t send Adventurers to do a Diplomat’s Job

After once again being greeted with some hostilities from the United Court the Band of Fools try to salvage their relationship while simultaneously tearing it to shreds. Mark gets put down, Edan is forced into being the diplomat, and Emmalee takes on the role of the responsible one for once. At the end of it a cheeky gnome and underhanded dwarf become the Band’s new best friends

Arc-hipelago, Episode 43: Math and Dnd Don’t Mix

One would think that with the amount of simple math we have to do this would get easier but no. Tell a college student to find a derivative of a function no problem. Tell us to calculate the distance between two points in feet and we freeze up. Anyway the fools are going to challenge Chad the Feelings-mancer and fly straight to the Archipelago. Then are surprised when they are stopped by united court, not like they didn’t have a spaceship.

Crossing Paths, Episode 42: Next Move.

No rest for the weary as they say. Despite just coming home the band of fools now almost made exclusively of people that are elves or at the least have elf heritage. Decided what their next course of action is. Had some microphone problems so the recording isn’t as good as it could be. Please excuse me.

The Journey to the North: Episode 38, New Friends.

The Fools continue their journey and are interrupted by an incredible new find and a pursuit by some of the new discovered natives. After a rather boring meeting they are allowed to continue. Not before meeting some new friends. A mysterious Wyvern rider, a Wizard, and a group of Mark like automatons. Edan meets a potential family member and Alia says goodbye to Cookie Duke.

The Journey to the North: Episode 36, What lies on the Island?

With Damaia now gone things are a lot quieter. But as soon as the idea of finding a dragon becomes more possible some people give in to their inner chaos. Fortunately it was not destructive. The Cat people are very excited to learn more about the device they have discovered will satisfy their curiosity. Once again tried something new see if you can spot it, and @ me on Twitter, @HalfMoonOwl.

The Journey to the North: Episode 35, Dinosaurs

Let this be a lesson to all other DMs out there of what happens if you give your players a Jurassic playground. With a little encouragement I get the band of fools to land on a new Island. While Killghara makes some new friends Damaia wastes no time in getting into some shenanigans. She never seems to learn. Also I added something to this recording see if you can spot it and let me know what you think. @HalfMoonOwl on Twitter and Instagram.

A Home to Protect: Episode 29, Under Lock and Key.

After a long discussion with the resident wizard the Band of Fools are asked to stay put. Bruce insists on going to find his much needed seeds. While Damaia searches for a new pet. Finally everyone comes back and realize they are trapped here. Anxiety and bad decisions fill their minds. Damaia tries a new trick and Burg almost kills his new bull.

A Home to Protect: Episode 27, The Door Opens.

The Band of Fools finally get through the swamp. With their back to the past danger they take time to destroy the last remnant of that dark mine. Damaia wastes no time to introduce a little bit of chaos. I am sure that will not come back to bite her in the butt. In the process Burg’s shield Aegis gains sentience through a ritual purging.

Journey to the Heart: Episode 25, The Heart

The Band of Fools come together in a last ditch effort to solve what I thought were some really simple puzzles. They are surrounded by a group of monsters and the only thing that seems reasonable is jump down a trash shoot. At the end of the day they end up activating this thing to find out they are in a massive body of some kind.

Bonus Ark, Family Matters. Episode 16 The Equinox

Time is taken to wrap up loose ends. Burg silently pops the question, and Silienia gets a bit agitated. Bruce gets his ego stroked a bit and scares some children into sharing. Last but not least the Equinox arrives and the gang checks out a pool of energy, something pulls Bruce and the Gang in. Amelia finally gets a designated baby sitter.

Vered’s Virtuous Adventure

Edna’s starfish cat, now officially named Vered, embarks on an unlikely adventure. Teaming up with a Mimic, Dire Wolf, and Raven to find Vered’s missing companion. The group encounters the natives some wild animals and can’t seem to stop their jokes. Perhaps the only thing that will come out of this, is Burg getting a new shield.

Make Friends Through Dance

The Gang takes some time to explore the “weird” fortress they have found themselves in. Many of them get some new equipment and Burg can’t get over how so much of this is magic but not magic. Westra teaches a robot the meaning of family. Amelia wakes up with a new look and the group a visited by some very bizarre extraterrestrials.

A New Land and New Headaches.

The Crew finally made it to the mainland!!! And many people are missing or dead… Amelia runs off in the Forest as the remaining survivors try to improve their situation. Burg tries to find Saphine the elf child. Finally in one moment everything I had played for the next month is destroyed by philosophy…

Something isn’t right

The Crew wakes to find the long boat and the idle missing. The captain is suspected of fowl play and the gang bands together to keep the Dragon Embassy afloat. Amelia dives to the ocean floor fights a sea hag and goes to an exclusive interview with The Great One. Meanwhile the gang tries to figure out what is making the water so murky.

Purge in Holy Fire

Stealing themselves the Gang boards the ghost ship and begins exploring. Out of fear Edan begins to cleanse the ship getting rid of my trap before I can spring it. Burg gets an early/late Christmas present and a match that could only happen at sea is made.

Trial by Fear

Amelia stands on trial for insanity. Burg and Edna come to support her. All hope seems lost until Sydell comes to save her niece. The group fights off a crazed specter. Killghara kills a child in “self-defense.” Finally a ghost ship drifts towards the gang encouraging them to take a nap.

Unlikely Family Reunion

The Group is boarded by a mass of Sahuagin and they stubble to get there weapons ready. Our New Rogue drops on the spot and Killghara beats the monsters with a stick. Amelia rebuilds some old family bridges and the Captain stares down some monsters to prove he is not lying.

Amelia Goes Rogue

The Captain and his Fiancé go on deck for some King of the World moments and Amelia decides to spill into their quarters. She may have put some incriminating evidence on our resident air head. Members of the crew are developing rat fever. As Edan tries to play doctor Burg is trying to figure out what the heck to do to help Selenia and her children. To top it all off Bruce is wanting to start a mutiny.

Mother Power

The group finds themselves brought together with the common desire of freedom and discovering new lands. Burg becomes the instant favorite of an elf and her children. Simultaneously terrifying a deck hand. While Bruce cowers before the power of a mother.